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Joke of the Day
"Man found dead... in an ice cream van covered in sprinkles. Police think he topped himself."
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"Someone was taken down to the police station after they were caught drinking vodka from a coffee cup while driving. They took a mug shot."
"At any time, the temptation to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away....... A whim away."
"What subreddit do unborn babies use? Pro Life Tips."
"Sorry for loudly singing ""Whoomp there it is!"" when you took your pants off. It's been a while."
"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning wood"
"America needs to build a statue of the man who killed Hitler"
"Guests are like fish After three days, you should probably get rid of them."
"I don't like snakes, but ""Diarrhea on a Plane"" would be a lot scarier."
"My 'Sleep Number' is Grey Goose."