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Joke of the Day
"Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet? Life is bullshit."
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"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"
"A wife asks her husband... ""do you piss in the shower?"" ""Of course"" he replies. ""that's disgusting"" she shrieks ""but honey, I always piss when I take a shit"""
"9: What did that message on the TV say Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen 9: How do they know what size TV we have?"
"The secret to becoming a millionaire... Is by being a billionaire, then starting an airline."
"Hark work never killed anybody But why take the risk."
"Grandpa: ""My joints are stiff."" Me: ""Don't roll them so tight."""
"Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged."
"What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag? The French flag."
"Snake and the lizard Did you hear about the snake and lizard? Turns out they moved. Yeah, they scored an upscale apartment."