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Joke of the Day

"I put a crippled guy above my infants crib He was a-mobile"

"I find it quite sexy to see cum dribbling out of a girl's vagina. But not if I've just taken off her knickers."

"My daughter's been seeing someone called Jim. Only for an hour each time, always in sports gear and often sweaty afterwards. I don't approve"

"Dirty joke told to me by an old man (NSFW) What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends Sorry if this is a repost."

"Did you hear Sea World is removing their Orca attraction? Whale it's about time!"

"For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says ""please take one"" That way it looks like I actually had candy once"

"Why was the President broke after the assassination attempt? Secret service charges."

"What do you call it when Superman craps his pants? Undy-terd."

"The leading cause of pedophilia worldwide.. Sexy kids."

"The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto."