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Joke of the Day

"Apparently when I'm at Olive Garden I'm family. So why did they call the cops when I left without paying? My family never makes me pay."

"IOC Drops Wrestling From 2020 Olympics Countless people are stunned by this takedown."

"What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty."

"TIL that constipation is hereditary. My dad never gave a shit."

"I'm starting my own Build-a-Bear type place except the kids make toys for other kids and it's in China."

"Hungary should take over Turkey If asked why, they would say ""because we are 'Hungary'"""

"What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty"

"My friend and I were hiking... Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there!""**"

"I threw caution to the wind.caution is my little brother."

"Every function without you will always be void of love."