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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Jesus eat a cheeseburger? Because he's dead."
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"So an Irishman walks out of a bar That's it."
"If you're about to be turned into stone by Medusa, strike a hilarious pose and at least lighten things up for the next guy."
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them."
"She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?"
"Two silkworms have a race..... .....it ended in a tie!"
"What does Supertramp do after buying rice? They take the long-grain home."
"Fat girls just want to have Funyuns."
"Someone asked me why all of my Instagram photos look so funny. It must be my Selfie Shtick."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now."