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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Jesus eat a cheeseburger? Because he's dead."

"computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know""."

"Looking at cows in a field, how can you tell which one's on holiday? It's the one with the wee calf. (Think Scottish)"

"My friend had to amputate the front of his foot so I punched him in the face. I'm lack toes intolerant."

"[commercial for rakes] ""Are u tired of eating leaves?"""

"Went to a zoo that only had one dog It was a ShitZoo"

"What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven? Nun of the above."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb Trick question, feminists can't change anything"

"If you stand in front of a mirror & repeat your top tweet 3X, your pretwitter self appears, smacks you & throws your phone in the toilet."

"Youtube criticism police in a nutshell No."