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"Why can't Jesus eat a cheeseburger? Because he's dead."
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"What's black white red all over and can't go through a revolving door A nun with a spear through her"
"I heard this one from a crotchety old guy at Dunks yesterday What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire? Bernadette!"
"An uneducated man was in the hospital` Doctor: I'm sorry,but your kidneys are failing Man: But my kidneys never went to a school?"
"PMS: I'm sorry. ME: Why? It's a good day. PMS: Wait for it. ME: [2 secs later] DID MY PARENTS REALLY TAKE MY DOG TO A FARM WHEN I WAS 5?!"
"I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism Cause: The stork crashed and I'v hit my head"
"[puts hand on wife's stomach as baby kicks] Come out here & try that."
"I love England th... I love England the flags a big plus"
"""You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself"" ~ 5th Amendment, understood by nobody onTwitter."
"""I am un-punkable!"" - Justin Bieber, 2012. ""Mister Trump, I am a valuable asset to my team and shouldn't be fired."" - Justin Bieber, 2019."