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Joke of the Day
"You know why T-Rex can't clap his hands? Because he's dead."
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"Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus.. Or just a really cool-opotamus?"
"First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes it could stop a clock."
"Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabets, your left foot, a theme song to a television show and the blood of your enemies"
"I was desperate, I *needed* a recipe for Indian bread! But I found naan..."
"Sometimes I wonder if I'm being selfish using my voice to just sing in the car instead of saving the music industry."
"I asked a Brazil fan how many days in a week and he got angry"
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two pigs playing in the mud"
"Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke."""
"My friend's son really has trouble reading and writing. I told him he's probably quite unliterate."