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Joke of the Day

"Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke."""

"Why LOTR is a metaphor for life. Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!"

"Reportedly, Bill Gates filed for trademarks on iCrosoft, iNdows & iHateSteveJobs today. Then, he wiped his ass with a bazillion dollar bill."

"How do you know you're speaking with an engineer? Don't worry they'll tell you."

"My Grandfather had the heart of a Lion and a lifetime BAN from the city Zoo."

"Being Poor A man complains to his wife saying, ""We're so poor we can't even afford punchlines to our jokes!"" And she says..."

"My doctor told me I have type-a blood. Apparently it was a type-o!"

"16: ""What was the internet like in the old days?"" Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*"

"Two in one people are Siamese."

"My dad likes to come to my office & tell the receptionist he's my parole officer in case you were wondering how I turned out like this."