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Joke of the Day
"I asked a Brazil fan how many days in a week and he got angry"
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"If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom? European"
"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"
"Eating a solid brick of Ramen is probably the easiest way to remember I need to pay the water bill."
"DOCTOR: We were all out of blood for your transfusion so we used Mountain Dew ME: [I don't hear bc I already snowboarded out the window]"
"TIFU by messing up my wife's Subway order. Whoops, wrong sub."
"""She's so hot. But she had, like, no mascara on. It's a no go for me."" -dudes, according to ladies"
"Why was the Nigerian toddler crying? He was going through mid life crisis."
"Praying Mantis: *attends church, devours husband* Agnostic Mantis: *stares suspiciously up at the sky, devours husband*"
"How do you spell that? t-h-a-t"