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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two pigs playing in the mud"

"My daughter lost her 1st tooth today so I'm staying up all night to see The Rock in a tutu."

"I wish these two tailors would get on with their fight.... I wish these two tailors would get on with their fight. They've been sizing each other up for hours."

"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"

"I Once Tried to Break the World Record for Most Records Broken Suffice to say, the employees at Village Music World were not happy with me."

"I was thrilled when this beautiful girl came up and asked me for a date. Then I realised it was just because I work at a dried fruit stand."

"I'm so pro-life, I believe life begins at erection."

"I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k."

"My Easter wish is for Paul Simon to finally turn cannibal, if only because I'm beyond ready for him to record ""Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover"""

"I fell of a 50ft ladder today! Luckily, I was only on the second step."