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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I wonder if I'm being selfish using my voice to just sing in the car instead of saving the music industry."

"How do you conufuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

"A girl grabbed my cock and said, ""Wow! Your dick wouldn't make a very good clock."" ""Why?"" I asked, intrigued. ""Because I'd struggle to get a second hand on it,"" she replied."

"A man went to his doctor... Man: When i press here it hurts, when i press a little bit higher up it hurts and if i press on my leg it also hurts. Doctor: Looks like you broke your index finger."

"Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday? He likes to keep things low key."

"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"

"Today marks my tenth year driving trains Finally, you can call me a superconductor."

"How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one? He wears mittens."

"I'm not sure about my stand on the abortion issue.... On one side, I love to kill babies but on the other side, I hate to give women a choice."

"Some people are like Slinkys. Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when they tumble down the stairs."