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Joke of the Day

"good parents A mother said to her son, ""Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."" The son replied, ""Maybe he has good parents then!"""

"Pete and Repete are in a boat together. Pete jumps out of the boat. Who is left in the boat?"

"My body is a temple Only because it hates Palestine"

"Why did the doctor go the furniture store? Because he needed a stool sample."

"A wise man once said, a cheating wife is like a deck of playing cards... You need a heart to love her A diamond to marry her A club to smash her fucking head in And a spade to bury the bitch..."

"I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex. Banging your mom seems fairly simple."

"Why do girls NOT like Jesus? NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again."

"Did you hear about the guy who had to leave his position to become a manager? He was fired up"

"What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts? Bill Nye the Seance guy."

"What do you call a nation of programmers? A developing country"