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Joke of the Day
"I'd rather have leg hands than arm feet."
Next Joke
"None for me. I'll eat when I'm dead ""You don't understand how that saying works, do you?"" I'll understand how the saying works when I'm dead"
"Dad keeps breaking into my phone, so I found a password he won't remember. My birthday."
"Why do French warships have glass bottoms? So that they can see the rest of their fleet."
"iTunes has it all wrong... ... the hottest single this year is me."
"A redditor posts a joke about a double entendre looking for upvotes. He never gets any."
"I just killed 84 birds with 1 stone at Petsmart, totally destroying the previous record of 2."
"BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you."
"Odd that the silent way to alert performers they should quickly end their act is a gesture to slice your own throat."
"did you hear about the kid who read a book about anti gravity? He just couldn't **put it down!**"