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Joke of the Day

"Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day."

"You know what's pretty much the same as 9/11? 0.81818"

"These one line jokes are really something ..they put you up straight in line of fire."

"Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it."

"Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment."

"Two Jews walk into a bar... they buy it."

"Why did the mountain have trouble in class? Because there was a steep learning curve."

"Do you have a hole in your sock? ""No ..."" *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it?"

"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything!"