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Joke of the Day

"I've been calling my wife ""honey"" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name."

"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"

"I have CDO... It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order"

"So today I got tickets for the Kanye West concert... I misread it horribly though and I ended up somewhere in Africa"

"Women think about sex every 7 seconds. Just not with you."

"Reporter: Tell me about him Neighbor: He was so nice, sweet, friendly, funny R: Do you think he killed those people? N: Oh, yeah absolutely."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? He'll always like R.... But his true love is the C"

"I'm a die hard Bruce Willis fan."

"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""

"If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious"