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Joke of the Day

"What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game? Duke Nukem."

"A wife is like a boomerang the harder you throw the faster she comes back."

"which Baldwin went to school? The smart Alec."

"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."

"I just read an article about the damage cigarettes can do to young children. The first thought that occurred to me was ""What the fuck happened to using ashtrays?!"""

"Parent/Child conversation tweets are always so cute & sweet! Thought I'd try one: 18: Can I borrow the car? Me: No Wasn't that adorable?!"

"My dad finally left me a voicemail where he didn't introduce himself. I think we're getting closer."

"Why can't seagulls fly over the bay? Cuz then they'd be baygulls."

"I'm 20 years old and I still haven't had my period yet... I love being a guy"

"If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be."