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Joke of the Day
"A wife is like a boomerang the harder you throw the faster she comes back."
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"They say that kissing makes your day ... And anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"My friend got in an accident that caused the whole left side of his body to be amputated off He's alright now"
"I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made"
"I'm from the friendzone originally But now I live in the bae area."
"What do you do with a Jew who has ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp"
"I wonder if Einstein thought of his theory of general relativity... in New York's Time Squared..."
"I asked my North Korean Friend how it was there... He said he couldn't complain"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who know binary... Those who don't... And those who wonder why we don't use ternary instead."
"Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College? Because they were bard."