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Joke of the Day

"If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be."

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you..."

"What did the fish say to the concrete wall? Dam!"

"I named my dick ""the fear of god"" now when my parents ask what im doing with my girlfriend i tell them im putting the fear of god in her"

"[On phone to police] Has there been a report of a pervert in the park? P: No, there hasn't. Me: oh good. [Goes back to hiding in bushes]"

"children crying as stepdad attempts to overturn custom t-shirt mall kiosk that accidentally typed ""#2 dad"" on his photo, stepdad also crying"

"What do Coors Light and sex on the beach have in common? They're both fucking close to water. (credit goes to my dad for this one...)"

"What did the Mexican Fire Chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B."

"What is the most racist type of bread? A biguette"

"Whats the name of the arachnid playwright?"