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Joke of the Day

"If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be."

"I used to date cross-eyed women just to feel better about myself after sex."

"What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew"

"I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week... we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!"

"What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste. Colgate."

"What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... ""Get Hard"""

"""Are you working right now? Where are you working?"" Facebook is worse than my parents."

"What's the internal tempered of a Taunton? Luke warm"

"I was recently in a museum in Europe So much Picasso I wanted to Pablow my brains out"

"Ford claims that 90% of its cars are still on the road today That's pretty bad, apparently only 10% of them made it back home"