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Joke of the Day
"My credit card company sent me a final notice bill. Good, I was tired of hearing from them"
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"Who would win a knife fight between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton? Everyone!"
"What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music? Jazz Duets."
"Ask a friend this: ""Hey, you ever blow Bubbles?"" ""Of course I did."" ""Well, I think he enjoyed it. He's back in town and asking for you."""
"What's the difference between Lamar Odom and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and reuse it."
"For Halloween, my neighbor put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow. And it's terrifying my daughter. I guess she is claw-straw-phobic..."
"A man goes to see his doctor... A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."" The man says ""What! why?"" The doctor says ""So I can examine you"""
"A wise Chinese man once said, ""if your dog barks, it's undercooked."""
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Have the alter boy shit into her pussy."
"Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier... if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!"