114223

Joke of the Day

"Ask a friend this: ""Hey, you ever blow Bubbles?"" ""Of course I did."" ""Well, I think he enjoyed it. He's back in town and asking for you."""

"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked ""do you have any luggage, Sir?"" The photon replies ""no, I'm travelling light"""

"What does Ryan Seacrest say while having sex? ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"" ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"""

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure..."

"I woke up moody, fat and depressed and thought have I turned into a woman?? Then I realized I'm just a little hungover and need some coffee. Whew!!"

"How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette."

"Ban pre-shredded cheese Make America grate again!"

"What is E.T. short for? So he can fit on a spaceship."

"""I'll make him an offer he can't reuse, reduce, or recycle."" - Al Goreleone"

"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"