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Joke of the Day
"Who would win a knife fight between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton? Everyone!"
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"I asked my friend if he knew binary he said ""yeah I took the 101 class"""
"What do diapers and politicians have in common? They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason"
"A cheeseburger walks into the bar... And the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."" Sorry"
"How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***? Get another one to yell BINGO"
"DAD: You're adapted. SCREENPLAY: What?!"
"where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)"
"Where do Star Trek fans work out? At the He's Dead Gym."
"What do you tell a women with a black eye? Nothing, you already told her once."
"Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone. ""Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."""