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Joke of the Day
"A wise Chinese man once said, ""if your dog barks, it's undercooked."""
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"I want a sand timer with ground spices instead of sand That way when it starts to run out I can say, ""Oh no, I'm running out of Thyme!"""
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and I, something smells."
"A horse walk in to a bar A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Sir, why the long face."""
"If Jesus really loved me he would have died and resurrected himself a few more times to give me some extra public holidays."
"Speaking of short term memory,"
"FRIEND: haha she's so cutesay it for him honey HER TODDLER: the moon is cheeeeese ME: well what have we here, a tiny liar"
"How do you organise a space party? You planet."
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"
"What do you call a fish that takes a selfie? Selfish"