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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ow!"" he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn't know that drink."

"Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they're and there."

"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"

"I've been hearing noises in the house for a while now and while Twitter was down last night I discovered I have a wife!"

"From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone."

"Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell."

"A doctor tells a man that he has to stop masturbating. The man is surprised and says, ""Why?"" And the doctor says,""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"Me: "" Doctor can you die from Constipation"" ? I'm a bit worried how full of Shit some people are !"""

"I hope the new Royal baby girl doesn't follow in her grandmother's tire tracks ."

"What do you call a fake record player? A phonygraph"