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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ow!"" he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn't know that drink."

"I hate the Nazis so much They make me goddamned Fuhrious!"

"I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in months. I don't want to interrupt her."

"How many minutes after someone's fired is it cool to take their stapler?"

"American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took ""the floor is lava"" game way to seriously as kids."

"What's the difference between cum and Jello? Jello doesn't hit the back of your throat at 120 mph."

"TIFU by accidentally playing music off of my neighbors speakers. Whoops, wrong sub."

"I bought a muzzle for my pet duck. Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill."

"What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet? His Dookie Houser"

"no no no today isnt CASUAL friday, its CAUSAL friday. evrythimg u do today has a effect. for example: johnson why r u wearing jeans ur fired"