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Joke of the Day
"Call me old fashioned, but I'm dying of smallpox."
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"Why was the baguette excited for his audition? He heard he might be playing a big roll"
"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching."
"Global warming is partially bullshit. About 18% http://www.fao.org/ag/magazine/0612sp1.htm"
"[Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check ""Let's do it"""
"Why do Asian people never seem to age? I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197."
"The freebie-jeebies That feeling you get when someone creepy buys you a drink without asking."
"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.... It's a shitzu."
"i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it's becoming a problem"
"50 SHADES OF... Theatre owners have been piping in citrus scent after each showing of 50 Shades of Grey. Because everyone knows citrus is best at eliminating fish odors"