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Joke of the Day
"Mommy mommy, in school they all call me liar! Aww my Timmy, you're not in school yet."
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"parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock! clock: 11:01 me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now"
"A moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic, trying to get to the gym, to ride stationary bikes..."
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