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Joke of the Day
"Ever heard of a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing but mean your mother."
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"What do you call an interracial dwarf actor? A half cast"
"What kind of dog did Jesus own a holy shih-tzu"
"What did the redneck get on his SAT? Drool."
"How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can't get it with a $150 hotel room?"
"I don't like Goldfish crackers They're the snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off, and I don't think it should have to come to that."
"Glue a tiny mirror over your driver's license photo so when you hand it to the cops they get confused and start arresting themselves instead"
"Donald - Knock knock Hilary- Who's there? Donald - Interrupting Donald Trump Hilary - Interrupting Don--- Donald - WRONG!"
"France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides"
"100% of people who eat in the dining area of the grocery store are murderers."