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Joke of the Day

"Condoms are really counterproductive."

"Ice cubes are very badass I mean they float around their own blood"

"Hi, famous people getting DUIs. You know you can probably afford a driver, right? Just a thought."

"How do you make a guitar player's car more aerodynamic? Take off the pizza delivery sign."

"Why do girls wear make up and perfume? 'Cuz they're ugly and they stink!"

"Why did the guy take his time setting up a premature ejaculation support group? He didn't want to go off half cocked."

"Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump."

"It's probably not relevant at all that the big tough republicans always seem to be the most terrified of everything."

"Why were Kay's pets scared of Kay? because... K8 K9"

"I'm sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon."