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Joke of the Day
"Condoms are really counterproductive."
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"Did y'all hear the one about the professional jump-roper? Never mind. *Skip it*."
"Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations? Because of the overflow errors!"
"So I went to a wedding And everyone was very emotional. Even the wedding cake was in tiers."
"""911 what's your emergency?"" ""Yeah, I've got so many questions about bees."" *sighs* ""Please hold for the president."""
"A man and a little boy walk into the woods... the little boy says, ""It sure is dark and scary!"" The man looks at the boy and says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? ""Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"""
"[Thanksgiving] ME: hey dad will ya pass the peas DAD: say please ME: hey dad will ya pass the please DAD: *tears up so hard*"
"Why did the tin man go to hell? Because he's a sinner."
"A man goes to the bar And he asks the bar tender Man: ""What taste good? Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke? Tender: *facepalm*"