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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump."

"My girlfriend is really into space... So I've started calling my junk the ""Pillar of Creation""."

"What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity? ON AN OPPORTUNITY"

"Jose Cuervo showed up at his girlfriend's house with a gun... Tequila"

"Why should men not engage in esports while horny? They get erekt."

"The Victoria's Secret models should use their wings to fly to a food source."

"What was the catchiest thing of 2014? Ebola"

"Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn... He kicks everyone out of the band and says: ""If there's only one direction, it's West."""

"I'm going to make a heavy metal band ... and call it Lead Zeppelin."

"What did the optometrist give Helium? A pair of noble glasses"