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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump."

"What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show? 19 Kids and Counting"

"Why won't bankers go to the opera? Because they quickly lose interest"

"I find it disappointing that the word ""stealth"" doesn't have a silent letter in it."

"Why does Daenerys take so long to get places? She keeps *dragon* her feet."

"How did you come up with your reddit username? I made mine when I stopped giving a shit"

"flappy bird misunderstanding someone told me to get flappy bird. trying to pick up women from my local bingo hall, was not what they meant."

"My strange fetish is smoke detectors When they go off it gets hot in here."

"If Chef Boyardee was a dictator what would he name his secret police? Gazpacho"

"Friends- What did you get for your birthday? Her- He went to Jared Friends- You're engaged!!! Her- No Jared is our weed dealer"