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Joke of the Day
"Ice cubes are very badass I mean they float around their own blood"
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"Sick and tired of birds going to any concert they want for free. Maybe get a job and buy a ticket like the rest of us."
"What kind of meat do priests eat on good Friday? Nun."
"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"
"My wife has this mood ring... It turns green when she's happy, blue when she's calm, and when she's angry it leaves a big red mark right on my forehead."
"Barista: name? Benedict Cumberbatch: Benedict Cumberbatch Barista [writes ""Benedict Cumberbatch""] Benedict Cumberbatch: holy shit"
"Why dont Asians go to the theaters? Because they always see widescreen!"
"Why was the Human Torch arrested? He had firearms."
"Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds."
"Obi-Wan captured a Sith and bring him to Yoda. Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him... \*Obi-Wan executes the Sith.\* Yoda: ...you must not."