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Joke of the Day

"Why did the guy take his time setting up a premature ejaculation support group? He didn't want to go off half cocked."

"Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years."

"Be back in a few days. Gotta shave my legs for spring. But, before I go, what's the best way to sharpen hedge trimmers?"

"What game do monsters play with humans? Squash."

"What's a pedophile's favorite musical key? A minor Hahahahahaha I'm making music flashcards and I'm soooo bored :/"

"What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common? nothing"

"Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't and I have the fish to prove it!"

"Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!"

"Just saw a friend I haven't seen in 5 years ...he says: ""I still use your Netflix password!"""

"A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. It would be funny if I had a punchline.. Wooden tit."