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Joke of the Day
"I Need To Tell You All SomeThing Very Important. Sanic Ate A Burrito Then Pooped On Bready."
Next Joke
"What do you call a gay T-Rex? A Dino-sore-ass."
"So today I was setting up a password for an account with my wife, and I put, ""Mypenis,"" as the password, and my wife fell on the ground laughing because on the screen said, ""Error. Not long enough."""
"I only had a few friends before I got on Twitter. Now I don't have any."
"The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"My dad and I talking. I asked my dad today ""What rhymes with orange?"" He replied ""No, it doesn't"""
"Your momma is so old.... she used to get off on fifty slates of grey"
"On this pesticide spray it says, ""Keep away from children."" Fuck, they knew I was coming."
"How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies? He only got nailed once"
"optimist: the glass is half full optimist - the glass is half full; pessimist - the glass is half empty; feminist - the glass is being raped."