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Joke of the Day

"How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies? He only got nailed once"

"Two condoms walk by a gay bar . . . . . . one looks to the other and says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"What's brown and smells funny? Clown Poo"

"Sperm bank I wounder if the receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used phrase ""Thanks for coming""."

"How many NYPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"

"Why did team USA get a silver in Men's Diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second."

"What did God say when he created the first black person? ""Dammit I burnt one!"""

"There are just too many blogs And I will talk about it more during my next podcast."

"As a German I have concerns about the European soccer championship... Last time it didn't end well when we sent a couple boys to France to defeat all of Europe."