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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay T-Rex? A Dino-sore-ass."
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"Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair."
"There are only two types of people in this world People who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"[taking baby's shoes off] Oh what a surprise. Clean soles. It's almost as if you were carried everywhere."
"In Canada, we don't count by Mississippi's, we count by Saskatchewan's."
"What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser."
"Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed? PP Up."
"Was shopping for a toilet. Sales guy showed me the newest model they had in store. It uploads all my shit to Facebook."
"Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom. From my heated car cuz I'm not a total idiot."
"Can antelopes get married? No, they cantaloupe."