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Joke of the Day
"Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road? Because of you."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery? ""*Bad Habits Die Hard.*"""
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, your body rejected the transplant"
"Why did the black man buy 4 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale."
"The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you. ... Oh wait, That's my dog. My dog does that."
"I just saved 57 dollars on my groceries without a single coupon. Self checkouts are awesome."
"I keep having to remind myself that an ""oral history"" is not nearly as exciting as it sounds."
"This headline stunned me- ""Mars to reduce carbon emissions"" Until I realized it was the candy maker ... and not the planet."
"Knock knock"
"I'm fairly certain that most of us are one full gas tank away from bankruptcy."