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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."
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"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"
"Meeting your ex IRL is like staring into a black hole There should be something there, but there isn't. And it sucks."
"I never knew my son was 80 years old until he told me to text our neighbor because ""his leaves are getting on our lawn."""
"COP: Do you realize you were speeding back there? ME: Can you be sure it wasn't just the planet slowing down? COP: I'm listening"
"Drake like his women like... I like my Mustang... 47 years old."
"The more fanciful embroidery you have on the back pockets of your jeans, the less I value you as a person."
"Anal bleaching; because you never get a second chance to make a first impression."
"Sex is similar to math. You need to add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope to god you don't multiply."
"I told my friend, ""I like my women the way I like my computer. ... On my lap. Turned on and Virus free."" He said, ""I prefer mine under my desk and silent."""