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Joke of the Day

"Children are demo versions of humans."

"Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on."

"What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?? Irene"

"What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive? A Ford F-tree-fiddy"

"Is it racist that I've been talking to this one white chick on my street for months now & just realized she's actually 5 white chicks?..."

"So two men walk into a bar... Which is weird. You'd think the second one would have noticed it!"

"What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur? Chihuehue"

"At marathons I like to put glitter in cups so when participants grab one and throw it in their face they get a party instead of hydration"

"I tried to read through Dante's Inferno once, but it was dry as hell."

"How many HAES advocates does it take to replace a lightbulb? Just because it's round doesn't mean it needs to change, sizest thin scum."