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Joke of the Day

"You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times."

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"

"What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave? An Urn-ado."

"Q: What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school? A: Bison!"

"Let me in, Let me in, Let me in! I need to go back out again!-My Dog!"

"I tried crossbreeding my cows. I was attempting to create a new type of milk that was super sweet. Instead, none of the cows would even produce milk. It was a complete and udder failure."

"Why do women like Ryan Gosling? Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Oh, you have? How'd you get between their tiny little legs?"

"How did the Girl Scout Samoa cookies get their name? Because after you eat one, you want samoa!"

"*walks into bank* THIS IS A ROBBERY *people drop to the floor* JUST KIDDING, BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE LISTENING *lowers guns* A TOMATO IS A FRUIT"