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Joke of the Day
"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Six offender."
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"i'll never forget what my Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"What do you call a demon that lives in your butt? An ass-soul"
"If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA."
"Statistics say that 30% of women are on medication for some sort of mental issue... That means there are 70% running around out there unmedicated..."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job? Ones a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! ahahhahahahahah"
"[Dog Restaurant] ""Is the Book Report any good?"" Yes, Sir. ""How's it prepared?"" A 9yo stayed up till 3am to finish it. ""Ooh, I'll have that."""
"What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea? Space."
"My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."
"Whats the difference between inlaws and outlaws Outlaws are wanted"