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Joke of the Day

"[Dog Restaurant] ""Is the Book Report any good?"" Yes, Sir. ""How's it prepared?"" A 9yo stayed up till 3am to finish it. ""Ooh, I'll have that."""

"Grandma's funeral ft. Pitbull"

"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""

"Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern."

"I like my women like my coffee. Ground up in a bag."

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my Pants""?... ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."

"How do they play basketball in Mexico? Juan on Juan"

"I didn't realise how lonely I was... I didn't realise how lonely I was, until I decided my favourite sexual position was right-handed."

"China has a Great Wall And they have barely any Mexicans"

"Book, you look so much thinner! I know! I had my appendix removed!"