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Joke of the Day

"i'll never forget what my Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels."

"What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive."

"Gravity is such a bully... It always brings us down."

"Typical mexico..."

"Is the officer from the McKinney police video... Applying for the role of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3? That recovery off the tuck and roll was impeccable."

"Did you hear about the snail who bought himself a Ferrari and painted a big yellow ""S"" on the side? Now wherever he drives, people watch and say ""Look at that S-car go!"""

"What do you call a riot in Baltimore? Target practice."

"I'll take two glasses of lemonade please... ...said the man. But hold the ""ades"". Waitress: So you just want two lemons? Man: No, I just don't want AIDS."

"Whats grey and comes in pints? Elephants"