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Joke of the Day

"The Egg Race Who came in first? The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second? The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last? That would be the baked egg."

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia"

"Did you hear about the storm down at the docks last weekend? You didn't? It was breaking canoes."

"Did you hear about the 'Flock of Seagulls' fan who shot himself? [OC] Apparently the gun had a hair trigger."

"I got depressed last night so I called a self help hotline... I couldn't get through, the line was always busy."

"I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer."

"What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance."

"Saw a police officer dressed as a pilot today & thought it was weird. Then I realized he must be one of those ""plane clothes cops."""

"A Cheerio just fell out of my bra, and suddenly I realize food gets more action than I do."

"Have you heard the joke about the three rats? It was cheesy"