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Joke of the Day

"The Egg Race Who came in first? The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second? The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last? That would be the baked egg."

"I've been dating this lady who is gluten free... Problem is, we go to a deli, she asks, ""do you want to split a sandwich."" I say, ""sure"" and then I'm just left with the bread."

"Some of the best things in life...are mistakes."

"A radio said to the female radio... -Let's make some some baby radios! To which the female radio replied: -I can't, I am stereo"

"Did you hear about the guy who lived in a tyre? He got a puncture and now he lives in a Flat "

"The museum curator was able to identify the slutty violin... ...it was a Straddlevarious :("

"People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high"

"There are two types of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"Shout-out to my arms For always being by my side"

"Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time..."