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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
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"To anyone commenting you don't have any chest hair Tell them it does not grow on steel"
"3 fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your type."""
"Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"Outside of a dog...... Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog well it's just to dark to read."
"GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax."
"What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim? ""Nothing personal."""
"I spilled some coffee. My wife called it grounds for divorce."
"Why should I have to take a first aid course? Why is this on me? Why don't you take a ""how to eat sandwiches without choking"" course?"
"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""