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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
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"If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing I would save my Bible So I could burn it myself"
"Racist: What's black and white and unemployed? Just kidding about the white part."
"I like my coffee like I like my minorities... ... I don't."
"Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom."
"He told me he was uncomfortable dating someone with so much inflatable furniture."
"Life's like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last very long for fat people."
"The most romantic movie of all time is definitely Pixar's UP. That old man really loved his house."
"Q: Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? A: To stomp out forest fires."
"How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? He spits on *your* back!"