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Joke of the Day
"There's a sticky penis on my doormat... It must've come in the post."
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"""Do you know how awkward you are?"" ""Good, you?"""
"I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc."
"It's hard to find and ginger colored shoes. Probably because they haven't got any soles"
"Imagine if the Indians gave the pilgrims a donkey... Then we'd all get a little ass for thanksgiving."
"Spelling errors in quotations make me sic."
"What is a mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"I imagine one day my dearest friends will say at my funeral, ""Wow. What an idiot. Who chokes to death on orange sherbet?"""
"Deer nuts and beer nuts What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck."
"The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier"