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Joke of the Day
"There's a sticky penis on my doormat... It must've come in the post."
Next Joke
"As a literalist, I can't watch porno... There's too many holes in the plot. I thought of this while reading a reddit comment section, so thank you reddit :)"
"You're telling me that you paid eight dollars for a cup of coffee... They don't put any booze in it or nothin?"
"What is Jared's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."
"What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish? Use your test tickles"
"Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex."
"I chose not to act when a bunch of pinnipeds gatecrashed my outdoor party. I sealed my own fete."
"The moon isn't bloody anymore... ...guess it was only a short period."
"I use my imagination to solve problems. And by imagination, I mean booze."
"Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite."