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Joke of the Day

"On Sunday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""...which was quickly buried... Its been 3days, has anyone seen it?"

"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do it's my ankle."

"""Well, he's Jack Frost now lol"" -Rose from Titanic, probably"

"So I just got back from a trip in Germany, and I realized how awful American children are. While they may be nice and all where I live in NYC, kids in Germany are kinder."

"Have you ever been so high you had to pull over and ask someone for directions, and when you do it's your fridge and you're not driving?"

"You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"Why didn't the two introverts go camping? Because it's two fucking in tents."

"You want to know who never gets checked for their ID? HumIDity."

"Brangelina is no more. And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back."

"What do cheese and cancer have in common? Americans put it everywhere!"