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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!"

"I don't believe Africans poach rhinos. They don't have enough water to fill a pan that size."

"If the workouts you're talking about aren't the bedroom variety no one wants to hear about it."

"Ramadan is the only time I can get a date every night"

"My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university. She got a (2:2)"

"I switched my kids to almond milk. Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them ""Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."""

"Make like a pea plant and go fuck yourself."

"What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night."

"I'm in a joint World Cup/NCAA Bracket pool. I have Portugal/Wofford/Belize/Kansas/Mexico/Wofford/Qatar in my Sweet Seven."

"Which country has many spaces to put your car in? Park-istan!"