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Joke of the Day
"Where did the Grim Reaper find his missing keys? On Death's drawer."
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"How do you get Reddit to go ape-shit? Tell a domestic violence joke."
"Are you a Lawyer? ... cause you're giving me the bar"
"What do you get if a convict goes camping? Criminal Intent."
"Wife: Valentine's day is right around the corner. Me: No worries, so is Wal-Mart."
"How do you say goodbye in Arabic? ""BOOM!"""
"My post is low effort It does not take much work to type this post."
"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason."
"I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks. So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!"
"I'm at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage"