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Joke of the Day

"An ESPN ad just popped up with, ""Want to keep up with the Women's NCAA Tournament? Click the link below!"" Ha... ESPN, always the comedian."

"How many topologists does it take to change a baby? Assuming the baby can be transformed into the shape of a light bulb, only one."

"What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? Flatman and Ribbon"

"What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black? A nun on a spit"

"[restaurant] Man *proposing to his gf*: ""Will you make me the happiest man alive?"" [me, alone, eating nachos a table over] ""Not possible"""

"I think my doctor is trying to come on to me... He said I had a cute angina."

"Whenever I play Hide'n'Seek, I always hide in the toilet It was a pretty crappy place to hide"

"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."

"a good dentist and a bad dentist finds out about a new candy store opening good dentist: oh man, i hope the people who go there brush and floss regularly bad dentist: ALRIGHT!!! job security!"

"took a girl to starbucks because i forgot her name"