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Joke of the Day

"Why did the tomato turn red It saw the salad dressing."

"What's the difference between a Chick Pea and Garbanzo Bean?? I've never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face..."

"Why did the black guy loose all his money? Because a cop robbed him."

"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks right at him and says, "" Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"""

"A swimmer and a shark walk into a dive bar They had a great time. Fin."

"Judge: ""Micky, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie Mouse, because she is not crazy"" ""I didn't say she was crazy Judge, I said she was fucking Goofy"""

"Just watched a guy walk out of the tanning place and immediately light a cigarette. Slow down, buddy. Don't get all the cancer today!"

"Ate shrooms & I feel nothing. Just an awful taste in my mouth. Also the dealer overcharged me. Also he's a centaur with spiders for lips"

"How do you silence a group of women? Bring out your camera."

"A friend asked me what's my best American impression... ""I don't want to go to the doctor because it's too expensive."""