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Joke of the Day
"What do you call pickled bread? Dildo"
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"What do you call it when Gandhi starts a food fight? Naan violence"
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes."
"Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock."
"How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch? pay him for the pizza."
"I hate it when gross couples tell you they're trying for a baby and you have to picture them fucking for a second."
"When I get overly proud of America, I simply remember that in 1999 we made Mambo No. 5 a number one hit."
"What's the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun? Lukewarm"
"I would say go with the bigger penis But I really want Trump to win"
"Cop behind me just turned. Best unfollow ever."