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Joke of the Day
"What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg? Chocolate Ice Cream in July!"
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"Obama is the epitome of why Americans are so racist Just another soon-to-be unemployed black man, evicted from his house, and living on government money."
"I keep forgetting which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"
"Why couldn't people find Joseph? He was Haydn!"
"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene"
"An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs."
"How do you get a hipster to take a shower? Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream."
"Such a double standard that when a guy sleeps with a ton of people he's ""cool,"" but when I do I'm ""lying"""
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Ab minor"
"Somebody stole my mood ring I don't know how to feel about it."