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Joke of the Day

"Obama is the epitome of why Americans are so racist Just another soon-to-be unemployed black man, evicted from his house, and living on government money."

"My wife...she says I can be a jerk some times I think it's nice of her to give me permission like that."

"What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? Homeless."

"I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it."

"My hamster died today He fell asleep at the wheel"

"Many people are surprised to hear I'm married because I scream it at them as I descend from their broken skylight in the dead of night."

"Driving a rental car means never knowing the safest place to wipe a booger without haphazardly finding someone else's."

"The classiest Minion is called a Filet Minion please fave and RT"

"My bro and I are building a bar. My step bro and I want to build a bar in Aushwitz to tap an undiscovered tourism market. We want to call it Gin and Jews."

"I like my KitKat like I like my girls: Two at once."