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Joke of the Day

"Obama is the epitome of why Americans are so racist Just another soon-to-be unemployed black man, evicted from his house, and living on government money."

"Y2K? Because 1 K isn't enough."

"What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who sprays graffiti on chain link fences."

"Sailors really want to be cool. But they're just naut."

"A paralyzed man calls U-Haul... ""Hey can you help me move?"""

"Every commercial for every product should have a scientist looking into a microscope. That gives me the confidence to buy"

"Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again."

"[interview at the Pringles factory] BOSS: why do you wanna work here? TENNIS BALL: {don't say to take back the tubes} uhh i love curvy chips"

"When is a man smartest before, during or after sex? During that's when he's plugged into the know it all."

"Drunk girls would be amazing lawyers if they cared about laws & freedoms as much as they cared about trying to convince people they're sober"